Chork's Puzzle 15

Difficulty Rating: 5

One festive season, Andrew was enjoying a quiet time at home when 4 men barged in, nabbed him and forcefully brought him away. "Where are you taking me to?" asked Andrew in terror.

"Happiness to the global ecosystem!" barked one.
"In a remote location in a barn stall!" screamed another.
"I am fantasizing about a colourless holiday!" howled a third.
"Small male percussionist," growled the last.

And Andrew knew all was lost.

Where were the men taking him to?
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